Making Chicken Salad Out of ...
This is me doing Warrior II in our living room. Yes, that's Peruvian art on the wall at left. Some light reading for your Friday: You know the feeling. You're trying to get out of town. There's a bunch of stuff to take care of. Meanwhile, the dog is essentially clinging to the ceiling. She jumps on the couch. Off the couch. On the couch. Off the couch. She looks at you: Play With Me. Fine. You're going to Camp Bow Wow , the place with live streaming web video of your dog rolling in other dogs' waste material. 'Cuz that's what she does. It's hot out. Newsflash. Stop the presses. You fumble for a leash, her collar, a wallet, keys, cell phone, some cash for a yoga class and load up the car. You pull into the lot. Front spot, right in front of the door. Perfect. It's 92 degrees and your dog is off leash in the parking lot. You grab her. Leash her up. Grab the wallet so you can pay. Shut the door. And remember your keys are still in the car. Along with yo...