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You shouldn't be reading this right now. Not because you have better things to do — which you surely should. No, this is supposed to be a cute little non-sequitur about taking The Dog to the beach for the first time. She's a lab. She'll like to swim, right? And they can be off-leash on the beach until Memorial Day. Perfect blog fodder! Especially for a weekend. First, a scene setter. Exciting, right? And then our first action shot! Well, not really. She didn't do much of anything. I have a tennis ball. About 3 minutes into the experience, all was more or less well. She wouldn't play in the water, but she's young. She'll learn. I would much rather look at you, glorious owner. See that rock behind her? That would be the rock I dropped the camera on, cracking the protective lens. Smooth, right? That's the kind of year 2011 has been. I buy a fancy anti-barking device, leave it atop the dog's crate and the dog breaks it. The Wife makes a big deal out of w...