Friday, Friday! ~ Bizarre behavior explained
I hate that song. But it's Friday and I'm looking to provide a little lighter fare for the weekend. I mean, who wants to read about slaves in Maine and cookie monsters on Friday? Thus begins the weekly "Friday, Friday!" feature in which we here at Schort Co. will be even more frivolous than normal. As per usual, I owe my many Facebook friends and blog followers an apology. Yesterday, in my usual fit of laughter at my hilarity, I posted a PhotoShopped picture of Derek Jeter with my face on it. For the record, I didn't perform the fabulously conceived image. I'm confident that just five people get the Jeter references. They occur on nearly every status update on Facebook. You deserve an explanation. Teh Cap-e-tan. We'll start with the absolute basics. Derek Jeter is a baseball player. He plays for the New York Yankees and is one of the all-time best at his position. He's in the top 25, anyway. He is the team captain, a designation reserved for a revered...