Goodbye, Bearded Beernut
The Beernut and his TW, Messica. Despite my gregarious nature, I do not make friends particularly easily. People in their mid-30s tend to have little kids running around and little spare time. And I don't much care for people. That's kind of a joke, but really, I can count on one hand the number of friends I made in Utah who I call "middle of the night" friends. When your car breaks down in the middle of the night or your dog is missing in your neighborhood, which friend would you call? I haven't made many of those since high school. This is my hairy leg, not helping load the UPod. That's been due in part to my nomadic lifestyle. I've moved 17 times since I turned 18 years old. It is hard to build bonds when you leave town every 12 months. Making friends revolves around a little bit of happenstance. And so it was in January of 2011, when The Wife was helping out at her PA school's interviews for the incoming class of students. She met Messica, a blond...